@Cpin42: Our middle child says we neglect him/her.
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@seantgreen: One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends.
@novicefather: My toddler fell, smashed his face into the cement, then played it off like he was giving the ground a kiss. No DNA test necessary.