@RandomAntics: Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jason_Horton: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.
@TheCatWhisprer: My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze.
@TravLeBlanc: I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die.
@Playing_Dad: [Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce? God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX