@Erik_Allen: "Our toes look nothing like that!" - Camels
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@ComedicBust: I always take my dates straight to the movies after dinner. That way she doesn't have the chance to ask me why I eat soup with my hands.
@primawesome: Did you know there's a type of spider that eats snails and uses the shell as armor to attack birds? That's not true. I'm sorry.
@Iwriteforcats: The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks.
@KKAlThani: I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.