@Erik_Allen: "Our toes look nothing like that!" - Camels
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@Reverend_Scott: [Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added "ski" to the end of the words... I knowski.
@Rollmaninoz: Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem
@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.
@KrunkedRobot: My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.