@Erik_Allen: "Our toes look nothing like that!" - Camels
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@Mikecanrant: Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me.
@thebeckyard: I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.
@Sassafrantz: At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it.
@EndhooS: [morgue] mum: [crying over my bullet ridden body] how did this happen cop: the robber yelled "everyone be cool" so he tried to do a kickflip