@Sassafrantz: Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh
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@i_love_fudge: My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate & then burn them. I wonder what I should do with the letters.
@Tups13: Sex? When I saw you lying naked on the bed surrounded by candles I assumed you were performing a satanic ritual. What, I'm a mindreader now?
@TheAdly: Why is your ass split vertically? Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs.