@SummerRay: Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack
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@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.
@WalkingOutside: My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces.
@TheLemon_: You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
@moose_chocolate: I routinely take 8 flights of stairs for no other reason than to avoid idle chit chat in the elevator. See, hating people can be healthy!