@SummerRay: Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack
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@JermHimselfish: Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do.
@davedittell: MY HOT WIFE: want to go down on me? [three minutes later] *riding my wife down the water slide* YEAHHHH
@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is