@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself
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@AdamOfEarth: [Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS
@usermcuserface: No I don't want to go camping. I go to a dead end job 40+ hours a week just so I don't have to sleep outside.
@juliussharpe: The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.
@Sulky_Girl: My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office.