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@rockymomax: [oval office]

SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk!

PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*

[oval office]

SECRETARY: (shrieks) there’s a dead rat on my desk!

PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*

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