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@david8hughes: [over megaphone]
"Police! We have you astounded!"
"Jim, it's 'surrounded'."
"No, I know but look at his face."

[over megaphone]
“Police! We have you astounded!”
“Jim, it’s ‘surrounded’.”
“No, I know but look at his face.”