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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Overheard 2 dad's at the playground wondering if my kid was as creepy as me.
Joke's on them. I don't have kids.

Overheard 2 dad’s at the playground wondering if my kid was as creepy as me. 
Joke’s on them. I don’t have kids.

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