@NourHadidi: Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears". Where else would the music go smartypants?
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@therealeatwood: ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for “A Person Who Deserves Love”? ME [crying]: Hahaha
@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
@BetteMidler: Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life.
@BackrowSeats: Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow.