@shawnpearlman: Overheard: "I think that guy is listening to us."
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@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
@GuyThe_Guy: In Maryland we can't legally carry concealed weapons so our best defense against being murdered is the zig-zag runaway.
@SamGrittner: They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome.