@shawnpearlman: Overheard: "I think that guy is listening to us."
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@rockymomax: [having sex] Her: HARDER! ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers? Her: 44&66 HARDER!
@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting
@pranavsapra: They named it Galaxy Note because when you take this thing out of your pocket, the entire Galaxy can note that it's been taken out.
@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.