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@SCbchbum: Overheard in the jewelry shop:
"I swallowed for this??"
@TheRolo: Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired
[changes sign to "Vintage Hams"]
Hipster: I'll take 4
@BuckyIsotope: *learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color*
*sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*
@KissabiX: [creating a sloth]
God: Take that roadkill over there and make it blink
@DothTheDoth: There's never enough good news
@tastefactory: Young mom: My baby is 34 months
Me: Oh really I'm 407 months yeah I hope you like doing math you piece of shit