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"Why is this guy listening to our conversation?"
@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?
@theshantilly: Me: Go ahead.
Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it.
Waiter: There's a leaf in it.
@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
@internetluke: Man down! Send in back up!
*wife comes rushing in the room*
*i dip another chip in the salsa to rescue the broken chip*
@jake_lach: I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet