@samalmightysam: Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?
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@davedittell: they say if you love something let it go but tell that to my dead husband I dropped into a volcano from this helicopter and he'd disagree
@Xalqee: You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word "sober" without making air quotes
@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper.