@samalmightysam: Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?
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@RocketRankoon: "So, do you play any instruments?" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*
@Rollinintheseat: Donald Trump always looks like he's trying to apply lip gloss in a rear view mirror.
@pleatedjeans: At marathons I like to put glitter in cups so when participants grab one and throw it in their face they get a party instead of hydration
@Parker_Simpson: I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory