@KKAlThani: Owls always look like they've just found out that they've been cheated on.
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@bobsin: If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she's practising for her next selfie
@Sal0630: Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium
@MomOfTeen: If by "junk in the trunk" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk.