@claytatum: Owls are just nocturnal pug birds
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@moose_chocolate: I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner.
@BrettDruck: Me: omg look how bad they messed up my name at Starbucks, this isn't even close lupita nyong'o: that's my coffee
@theevilwriter: The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off.