@claytatum: Owls are just nocturnal pug birds
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@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.
@Eye_Of_Madara: I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.
@roggyie: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `"WASH ME"` on her face.