@hunz74: Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.
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@tkhan74: I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
@TheProvenFacts: The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
@BlindChow: Mom: Time to wake updog. Son: *groggily* What's updog? Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u? Dad (from hallway): OWNED