@hunz74: Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.
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@ddsmidt: A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with "the look" on her face.
@captainkalvis: me: one shitty donut with gross frosting please bagel employee: you don't have to come here, you know
@krustythe_klown: The travel toothbrush has to be the greatest invention ever. Can you imagine having to lug around one of those regular heavy ones?