@daplusk: Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'
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@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings... .. Except at my house.
@ch000ch: (reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight
@AIMMadellynne: Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?
@BruceForce: Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31