@daplusk: Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'
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@mjkspeaks: Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
@amazymay72x: Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed.
@SondraDeeMe: Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced.