@daplusk: Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube.
@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."
@GreenishDuck: Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat.