@david8hughes: P Diddy or P Didn't he?
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@skickwriter: My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
@Amusitr0n: [Stonehenge] *Synth bass line* *hooded figure pops out* "Thiiiiis is hooww we Druuuiiid" *other hooded figures pop out* "It's Friday night"
@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"