@TheMichaelRock: Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.
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@Dallani: Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?
@rickkondell: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher.
@MacAnnabella: The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo.
@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.