@TheMichaelRock: Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.
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@toastymoe: If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?
@iGreenMonk: "Hey. Can I call you back? I'm in a middle of something." "You said that a week ago." "Ya. I'm still working on it."
@sixfootcandy: You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain? Well that was really embarrassing.
@thatUPSdude: Don't you hate when somebody gives you the finger in traffic and then you have to follow them home and loosen the lug nuts on their wheels.