@TheMichaelRock: Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.
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@neonwario: What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people
@Book_Krazy: Boss: You're late! On Friday, I made it clear that anyone arriving late would be fired Me: Well I didn't know! I ducked out early on Friday
@Manda_like_wine: My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said "not now" so wish us luck we're officially married.