@TheMichaelRock: Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.
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@Brentweets: If you can't handle me at my worst that makes sense and I'm sorry for setting your house on fire.
@hurlarious: [INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM
@NickSchug: Just once in movies when someone gently shuts a dead person's eyes I want them to whisper "Ew, ew, ew, ew." while doing it.