@Pork_Chop_Hair: Pack some crackers, we’re going on a cheeseabout.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: [cuts open a gender reveal cake and several black cats pop out] Oh hell yes we’re having a witch!
@SortaBad: Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. "Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million," he told sources
@SJSchauer: My cousin is 3 months pregnant and my really old uncle keeps commenting on her pics "woah. any day now, Bernice" and I'm literally crying laughing