@mellimelle: Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back.
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@caliluvgirl77: [tightening roller skates] "stop worrying about me mom, I'm in a very dangerous gang, but we are really fast"
@sarah1mc: When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, "Wow, I can't believe it took so long."
@shariv67: "I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem." "Um, population control?" "Kill all the storks. BOOM!"