@mellimelle: Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back.
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@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.
@LittleLostLad: I just asked my German friend if he has a lucky number and now I can't figure out if he does or not.
@LuvPug: I yelled "STOP EATING CAT TURDS OR IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU POOP!" & my dog stopped eating, so if you need a motivational speaker contact me