@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's not so bad once you convince your kids that Santana is Christmas music.
@krisv_723: Based on the noise, my neighbors cars is stuck in the snow. If the aim of my potato gun is correct he's gonna have a broken windshield too.
@Ygrene: [after getting beat up]
Girlfriend: I thought you were a kickboxer
Me: that guy was not a box
@OakHill_: I learned a few things in Twitter Jail last night.
1. My wife's name
2. How to make a shank from a phone charger
3. I need Twitter
@jctwritesstuff: *rocks out at concert*
*holds up lighter*
*mass chaos, crying*
*one old guy high-fives me as I go down*