@MeetYourDaddy: I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me.
@TheTweetOfGod: Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.
@delusionaliam: I always carry a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say "I like your haircut", I can respond with, "Thanks, here, have some."
@buck4itt: Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder.
@Cpin42: I’m not telling you how to raise your kids, Phil. I’m just saying..fire is dangerous and babies can’t juggle.
@noogscorner: You can win any argument by taking your shirt off and high-fiving an invisible dragon. No one’s gonna continue arguing with that person.