@Cheeseboy22: I forget ONE TIME and my wife changes all my passwords and sets the security question to: "When is your anniversary?"
@JohnLyonTweets: My neighbors' trash is almost all empty Sudafed boxes. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what they are: sick.
@Mom_Overboard: Her: omg are you crying over puppy videos?
Him: dammit woman, I'm the Headless Horseman, not the Heartless Horseman
@mommajessiec: Me, at 15: I’m going to change the world!
Me, at 25: I’m going to change the workforce!
Me, at 35: I’m going to change out of my pajamas tomorrow.
@Peauxtassium: It costs nothing to be kind. But then again, it costs nothing to be a sociopath. So you see my dilemma.