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@cpabry: Pal - "Can you help me put this IKEA desk together?"
Me - "I'll need a screwdriver."
Pal - "Sure what type?"
Me - "Greygoose or Kettle One."

Pal – “Can you help me put this IKEA desk together?”
Me – “I’ll need a screwdriver.”
Pal – “Sure what type?”
Me – “Greygoose or Kettle One.”

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