@danjan13: Pancake in Spanish is panqueque, which translates back into English as *does raise the roof motion* bread whaaaat whaaaat
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@NicestHippo: I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out "This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"
@dshack8: Hell hath no fury like a woman not getting responses to her text messages while she sees that you're continuing to tweet.
@UniqueDude2: ME: WOW! Bigfoot! BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot M: U call us Smallfoot? BF: U have small feet M: no, urs r big BF: mine r normal M: huh BF: see ya
@lilpwoppa: Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth.