@Gre_Gone: Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college.
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@shegotagronk: It's fine when Santa does it, but when I see you when you're sleeping & know when you're awake it's "creepy" and "sir, you're under arrest"
@BryMastas: Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water.
@spekulation: Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I'm not an idiot and I know how time travel works.