@Gre_Gone: Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college.
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@botandy: You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
@ElgatoEsmio: We met for coffee yada yada yada next thing I know we're in the back of my car covered in lobsters and her dog is driving us to the ER
@TrueTorontoGirl: Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head.
@TheWoodenslurpy: Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children.