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@WildeThingy: *Panda walks into shop, "A packet of nuts please."
Assistant: "pandas don't eat nuts."
-"dammit" panda suit opens and 36 squirrels run off.

*Panda walks into shop, “A packet of nuts please.” 
Assistant: “pandas don’t eat nuts.”
-“dammit” panda suit opens and 36 squirrels run off.

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