@Smug_Lemur: Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
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@DanMentos: *arrives in hell* *Hey Ya starts playing* haha nice love this song *song ends* … *Hey Ya starts playing* wait no
@david8hughes: You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.
@ObscureGent: Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man.