@Smug_Lemur: Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
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@_ElvishPresley_: [Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin
@Sassafrantz: I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids.
@NYC_Blonde: If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa "I'm a Slave 4 U" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real.