@ChrissieM10: Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
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@NothingOnNeecie: We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method.
@candygrlMT: Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information.
@Jake_Vig: If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in "The Shining" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift.
@Danny_McH2O: Kids, no one will ever understand you like your high school love. Get pregnant and marry them right away. You know better than everyone.