@ChrissieM10: Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
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@Z_Mendenhall: Remember when you first started driving and everything was scary. Now you're going 80, putting salsa on your taco, driving with your knees.
@marknorm: 'God given talent' is a weird idea. God: "Hmmm, I'll give it to that kid and let the other millions work in data entry."
@MrGeorgeWallace: I'm just sayin', corn dogs are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between corn and dogs.
@ruinedpicnic: "I want you back in my arms..." - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed