@ChrissieM10: Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is.
@2tickytacky: I had to memorize a random 18 digit password before she'd let me in. Guess who stole your Soap Opera Digest out of the mailbox, Mom?
@fouadelbatrawi: Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
@tchrquotes: Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit.