@ChrissieM10: Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
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@LADaddy: Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone...
@TheBoydP: Protip: If you’re bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say “isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?”
@JasonLastname: If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer.