@ChrissieM10: Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
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@IvoryGazelle: Well, actually, FBI is not an acronym; it's an initialism, because you can't pronounce it as a word. Mom: This is why you have no friends.
@DareDarilyn: Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life.