@badbanana: Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.
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@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
@rad_milk: I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now
@OtherDanOBrien: [a 2nd grade classroom 5 yrs from now] TEACHER: Khaleesi M, please leave Khaleesi S alone. Khaleesi T, I still need your permission slip
@Paulmay018: Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00