@Underchilde: Panic rooms are a great way to protect yourself during home invasions or like if you forget your wife’s birthday.
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@PaperWash: "I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway
@truegritrumble: (People Touring My House 50 Years After I Die) TOUR GUIDE: And over here we found a second secret room ALSO full of bacon.
@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.