@WilliamAder: Panicked when I saw "Godzilla" was trending, until I found out there's a movie.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.
@AGreaterMonster: If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house.
@YourTextSpoken: I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs.
@michaelianblack: Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny.