@WilliamAder: Panicked when I saw "Godzilla" was trending, until I found out there's a movie.
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@Underchilde: You think you’re not capable of violence, but then a bird sings at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles.
@KThonvold: People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up
@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.