@JessicaVarsity: Pants are for people with something to hide.
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@envydatropic: When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?" it's a rhetorical question I know this now
@radtoria: SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE
@AngelaEhh: People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone. I like to call those people liars.