@LimeyTheGreat: Panty-less waxed woman hanging off a bridge "I'm gonna jump into that canoe". Me: "No that's your reflection".
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@Parker_Simpson: Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily
@B1gBrainsMcGee: Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
@tchrquotes: When she said "I think we got way too much pizza." I knew I Finally had my chance to shine, to be the hero.