@distracdad: Paper plates were invented by a guy whose wife asked him to do the dishes once.
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@Tetley6969: I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink.
@PaperWash: before cameras, people would have to say "cheese" for two hours while they got their portrait painted
@CaniacMONK: *Sees thing on floor *Vacuums over said thing *Vacuum cant pick it up *Picks up thing *Looks at it *Puts it back on the floor to vacuum