@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.
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@batkaren: We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if— okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed…
@thewritertype: Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms.
@BrandandCo: I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with