@MarcusTheToken: Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.
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@Abusitron: Waitress: "Enjoy your meal" Patron: "you too" Patron: 'why did I say that?' Waitress: [being force-fed the 6th plate of food of her shift]
@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...
@philgibson01: "This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash" What do you mean? "It's all denty"
@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.