@MarcusTheToken: Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.
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@Sickayduh: Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them "Jesus is the reason for the seizin"
@VerifiedDrunk: Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart? Her brother has a mustache.
@ShoutingGoddess: A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD.