@MarcusTheToken: Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.
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@davedittell: well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America
@djdarrellripley: Now, if you all will excuse me I'm going into my closet and I'm not coming out until I find something with an elastic waist...
@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.