@MarcusTheToken: Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.
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@KateWhineHall: My sister had a baby today. I think I've used that as an excuse to get out of more stuff this week than she has.
@Tommytoughstuff: "Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks." *hits tree with axe* " Take me for example. I just hate trees."
@TheUrbanSlangs: Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.