@bobsin: Paranoid? Nope. I'm just trying not to crash in case someone has replaced the airbag in my car with a boxing glove on a spring.
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@MrSandeepP: I love how girls say that they like a guy with a sense of humour and yet you'll never find a poster of Mr Bean on their wall.
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.
@fro_vo: God: where's your horn Unicorn: i sold it for drugs God: throw this fucken horse in jail --the invention of zebras