@RowdyBowden: "Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!" - The Very Civil War
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@onelongbender: When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back.
@StephenBCramer: Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat.
@writerPT: We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing.