@stockejock: 'Pardon my French' -People who you would never pardon and who don't know any French
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@Elizasoul80: I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like "you can totally take him."
@QwertyJones3: Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it.
@BellesJar: Everybody thinks Australians are laid back until one of us is standing over you with a chainsaw asking you to pronounce Aluminium correctly.
@SaltyCorpse: I'm gonna start writing all my tweets in cursive so my kids can't read them when I'm dead.