@stockejock: 'Pardon my French' -People who you would never pardon and who don't know any French
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@SaraThomas84: The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone
@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
@natedog2049: Serial killers start their day by eating breakfast at McDonalds. Let me rephrase. They arent serial killers until they order & have to wait.