@TheAlexNevil: Parent Tip: don't tell your child "I'm waiting, I can wait all day if I have to" unless you've actually cleared your schedule for the day.
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@nayele18: Can't afford those fancy water parks, so I just throw cups of water in my kids faces when they least expect it.
@ilovepie84: If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified
@TheCiscoKidder: The length of time toddlers stare at each other on the playground would get you stabbed if you did that shit as an adult.
@SaraMansford: No, I'm not "lackadaisical", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less.