@sarcasticmommy4: Parenthood has taught me that you can ruin someone's day by asking "did you brush your teeth?"
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@Underchilde: A friend was telling me about quantum mechanics and I told her how I hate it when the safety seal on ketchup leaves that clear film behind.
@KittyShittyy: If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand.
@Mikecanrant: Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons.
@Sickayduh: I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live.