@LoveNLunchmeat: Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes.
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@TheGladStork: Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?
@TonyFan1420: 8:00 AM: Too tired to think Noon: Too tired to think 5:00 PM: Too tired to think Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??
@aksorojas: I want to be the first Disney princess who uses three layers of pizza to suffocate the main villain. Call me Pizzerella de Mozzarella.
@Donna_McCoy: Cosmetic surgery is a great way to spend your life savings and end up looking like a surprised owl.