@LoveNLunchmeat: Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes.
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@evildadatron: Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit
@nbadag: *mob meeting* ayo new guy—who're you? "they call me the butcher" oh yea? why's that, butch? *smacks him with a pork loin* "no reason"
@scottthetwat: I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds.