@Swishergirl24: Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing.
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@notfaizzy: If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you.
@Godhatespants: Him: drink? Me: I have a boyfriend Him: I have a goldfish Me: What??? Him: I thought we were talking about shit that don't matter