@Swishergirl24: Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing.
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@AdamBroud: Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
@whatmaddness: Me, in my *best* Sean Connery voice: Would you like that shaken or stirred? My friend, horrified: Maddie, please just give me my baby back.
@ShortSleeveSuit: [At a bank using a 4 color ball point pen] *scrawls on napkin* *Red* Put [click] *Green* $$$ [click] *Black* In [click] *Blue* Bag [click]
@AJslackie2: 2007 social media: wow connected with an old friend from high school 2017 social media: the cheese smoked gouda is linked to racism