@tchrquotes: Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit.
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@tinynietzsche: The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping.
@PaperWash: If you tell me having a dog is the same as having a kid then I'm going to assume you yell at your dog to keep his pants on at Wal-Mart.
@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.