@OneFunnyMummy: Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone.
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@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
@Steelers1972: I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like.
@Sickayduh: Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them "Jesus is the reason for the seizin"