@Adam14: Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome.
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@Sickayduh: "Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..." *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* "and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"
@skickwriter: I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving.
@kyry5: The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work.