@Adam14: Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome.
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@FrogAvalanche: *National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S.