@Tmoney68: Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary.
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@JamieGreenlees: Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
@tararose711: My 3yo's bedtime stories include: "Three-Hour Run-On Sentence," followed by, "Ask For a Drink 500 Times," and finally, "You Skipped a Page."
@UnFitz: "If we don't know a word for something, why can't we just make one up?" he remarked confusatorily.