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@WakeVII: Parents: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Parents: Mom and dad.
Me: Mom and dad who?
Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son.
;'(

Parents: Knock knock. 
Me: Who’s there?
Parents: Mom and dad. 
Me: Mom and dad who? 
Parents: Exactly, you’re adopted son.
;'(

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